Rose is shocked by this startling revelation
it’s like Dave is a master of disguise.
I saw a few posts going around like this and I thought they were really nice and that it might seriously help me.
So, for every note this gets I won’t cut for a day.
I know it’s probably not going to get many notes but it would be appreciated to know that people care.
still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
But it is a problem
A math problem.
natcat5 answered: Caliborn/Lord English controlling the other Time players with puppet strings. Which is one of the theories about Dave right now.
you fuckin pray it stays a theory
YOU FUCKING PRAY
Things I didn’t know I wanted to be true.
i don’t know what to feel about this
I actually really want this because
think about it
Dave growing up with puppets
then becoming a puppet
imagine the irony
Well it’s already happened for Damara….
Two things Imma point out.
- Dave seems to be dropping the g’s at the ends of -ing verbs more consistently than usual. This is something he does, but not as often as, say, the Condesce.
- More importantly. We don’t know that he tried to contact John at all, but he wants to know what happened to John. While caring about John’s existence is normal, I’m honestly fucking concerned about the lack of a 5-page pesterlog that John doesn’t respond to. Since when does Hussie let a character not write a semi-senseless wall of text read by only the character spewing this shit, when he has a chance to?
oH MY GOD
hE ALSO KNEW WHERE KANAYA AND KARKAT WERE BEFORE EITHER OF THEM TOLD HIM AND THEY EVEN ASKED HIM HOW DID YOU KNOW AND HE LIED AND SAID THE OTHER TOLD HIM LIKE EXCUSE ME
hussie needs to update, all these theories are making my head hurt.
Wait a god a damn minute….
The game is glitching…
The game is glitching…
THE GAME IS GLITCHING!!!!!!!!
LORD ENGLISH CAN ONLY DEFEATED BY USING A GLITCH!!!!!!!!
I KNEW HUSSIE WAS BAITING CALIBORN ON PURPOSE
THIS WAS HUSSIE PLAN
CALIBORN REACTED IN THE EXACT WAY HUSSIE KNEW HE WOULD
That statement makes a painfully large amount of sense
|—||caliborn, homicidal snake alien thing (via calibornsbottombitch)|
“This isn’t the hero of time I signed up for.”
if i see this picture show up one more time i’m going to let myself be kidnapped just so i never have to see it again
This is how you play a wizard.